Stinkball.com

As we get ready to welcome spring (and hopefully warmer weather), the team at StinkBall.com is finally releasing the 2009 Top 10 winners of its season-long contest. 

What will these fine folks win you ask?  Money of course!!!  Cold, hard cash. 

The first place winner gets $1,000, 2nd place receives $500, 3rd place nets $250 and teams four through 10 get a Benjamin each (that’s a $100 for those of you not up on the lingo of the kids today :) 

So without further ado I present the first ever Top 10 winners of StinkBall.com’s season-long contest:

10)  Sarah Benoit from Asheville, NC with her SuckFest2009 entry

9) Don Millirones from Westerville, OH for his Killer Moes entry

Don Millirones (again) from Westerville, OH whose his 2nd top 10 entry,Go Moes, wins him the 8th place prize.

7) Justin Belleme from Asheville, NC with his “Bloated” team

6) Dave Zoll with his 1st of 2 teams in the Top 10: “The Plankton”

5) Dave Zoll (notice a theme here? Well pay attention because its going to happen once more…) with “TheFerociousPlankton” (who knew that plankton were this “bad” at fantasy football?)

4) David Boyer from Queen Creek, AZ with his “Buttkicker57″ team (Mr. Boyer was also the winner of the first week of the 2009 Vernon Davis-StinkBall playoff challenge.  Congrats David on a great year!!  You really do “stink”).

3) Richard Sedivy of Glenview, IL.  Richard also has 2 entries that placed in this year’s Top 10.  His first team, “Las Vegas Evolvers”, nets Richard the $250 prize and the first runner-up is…….

2) Richard Sedivy’s second team, “Death Valley Kanenites”, which will give Mr. Sedivy an additional $500 in winnings.

And then there was one….One player who “stinks” so bad, all the other members of StinkBall must yield the crown to him and bow down to “His Stinkiness” and the name of “His Stinkiness?…..

1)  Jeremiah Payne from Middlesex, NJ whose team “House of Payne” sets the gold standard for all future StinkBall teams by winning the first ever StinkBall season contest.  Congrats Jeremiah!!!  What will you do with your $1,000?  If I may offer a suggestion…Mother’s Day is just around the corner.  Why not buy something nice for your Mom because without her, you wouldn’t be here to say to the world:  I know how to “Stink” like no one else.

Well whatever Jeremiah Payne does with his winnings he will definitely be able to say:  If You Stink, You Win at StinkBall.com!!!!

Thank you to everyone who helped make the first year of StinkBall a romping success and stay tuned because….the best is yet to come

Jason McCoy aka “The Real McCoy”